For those who don’t know, one of Howard Stern’s hobbies is playing chess. On Monday he had a couple chess players on the show. At one point he asked if playing chess ever got them laid. After the unenlightening revelation that perhaps the opposite is true, Howard’s co-host (sidekick?) Robin chimed in with “The people who should be getting laid are scientists and the like who actually contribute to society.”
Supposedly a lot of people listen to Howard’s show. But somehow I doubt this will lead to more scientists getting laid. Maybe we need to get Oprah to say it. People will do what Oprah says.
Lunchtime! 
This really should only help Brian (B) since the rest of us shouldn’t be looking for comfort from the populace. Or am I supposed to be thinking of the greater good of scientists as a whole?
I was thinking of scientists as a whole. A lot of my friends are scientists, and I wish them the best.
The line starts to the left.
I don’t think I’d let them camp out, Brian, unless there are showers nearby.
Good point, John, but to blow a whistle and see everyone come running… well, that would be a special feeling.