Domino’s Pizza has recently brought back their “pizza in 30 minutes” guarantee and have let everyone know with a new ad campaign asking what you’ll do with your 30 minutes. Domino’s now answers their own question by bringing pizza delivery into the 21st century with their new pizza tracker. What will you do with your 30 minutes? Apparently you’ll track your pizza. Unfortunately you can’t actually track the location of your pizza, you just get to see when the key pizza making steps have been completed (Order, Prep, Bake, Box, Delivery).
Yet to be answered is the age old question revived on Seinfeld, when does a pizza become a pizza? Pro-life Poppy insisted a pizza becomes a pizza as soon as you put your hands into the dough while Kramer argued that it’s not a pizza until it’s baked and comes out of the oven.